Take a Bite

Take a Bite is a song written and performed by Poison Apple

Verse 1
Formerly I had some ideas,

That if I showed my strength I'd be appreciated by me peers.

But, now I think I understand,

That it is none other than a one man stand.

And if you don't like well that's tough.

You think this is all a big bluff?

Well I guess I'll tell tell you what,

YOUR NONE OTHER THAN A DIRTY SL*T!

Chorus
And maybe if we agree,

We will have some sanity,

But I doubt that will happen soon,

Maybe once in a blue mooooooooon!

TAKE A BITE!

It will save you from your plight!

Help you through the night,

If you only just take a bite.

Verse 2
And if your hungry like I am now,

I can show you some "WOW!"

See that fruit on the table there?

Bite that and you'll go who know's where.

Your troubles shall all be gone,

And then maybe we can get along.

And if that doesn't work out,

There is no need to shout.

Chorus
^Look at the above chorus^

Verse 3
And since you find this a catchy tune,

I'll play it all till noon,

Lunch time,

Take a bite!

I promise you it won't give you a fright.

It's not like it will jump out.

And then make you pout.

What's this about?

Chorus
Oh nothing,

If you bite that fruit,

It will make you look like a beaut,

It can fulfill your wildest dreams.

SO TAKE A BITE!

I haven't got all night,

And no it doesn't taste like sh*te,

Though it has got an eeriee light.......