Matchsticks (Parody of Fireflies)

Yes I do realise it is not dark but it still has something about it. This goes with the tune of Fireflies by Owl City.

Verse 1
Oh it makes you choke,

When you smell the burning smoke!

Rising up to the consume the sky.

Should I use a Sprox?

Or maybe a pair of rocks,

To burn myyyyy old socks.

Chorus
I'd like to make myself believe,

That burning stuff is AWESOME!

Its hard to say that I'd rather set things alight when I'm asleep,

But everything is never as it seems!

Verse 2
I'd use matches instead,

The sticks which are cream and red,

Face us and you will be dead!

Burning every nook,

And all of my sister's books,

A mountain of matches over there, look!

Chorus
^Look at the above chorus^

Unique Part
Scraping till all my matches turn black,

(Please take him away from here)

I feel like such a pyromaniac,

(Please take him away from here)

No! Don't call the fire brigade my friend!

(Please take him away from here)

Who knows maybe I'll start a trend!

Verse 3
All of my matches are in the trash,

Ran out of my whole stash,

I'd buy some but I don't have the cash! (The cash)

But oh what could this mean?

80 sticks and 20 litres of gasoline!

For my disposal, oh this must be a dream!

Chorus
^Look at the above chorus^