They Say There Are Plenty of Fish in the Sea

Total Drama fanfic! Today I want to torture someone, and that someone is Heather! Plot: Heather falls in love with a fish and then Owen flushed it down the loo and Heather gets all suicidal. Ta-da!

They Say There Are Plenty of Fish in the Sea
Heather watched the orange carcass swirl round in the grimy pit known to her as watery hell.

"Ooops," the tubby slob known as "Owen" had actually pushed down the lever. Water was still swirling and cascading down like a massive waterfall with a whirlpool at the base.